Malkovich.

I'm sure there's some really important TV news out there somewhere, but right now I'm transfixed by this GIF, an animated compilation of the photos that Luke Perry took with fans at DragonCon.

No, no -- I'm kidding.

One of my favorite things on the Internet is the epic feud that happened between FilmDrunk and the simple-minded owners of a Neverending Story-themed van.

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Mercy (NBC) -- James Van Der Beek begins a guest starring role that will last through the end of the season.