The As You Wish Project raises money for the Make-A-Wish Foundation in one of the best ways possible, by enlisting accomplished artists to redesign Boba Fett and Clone Trooper helmets.

12-year-old Colby, AKA Special Agent C, celebrates his odds-beating birthday with a Make-A-Wish superhero mission to capture Rex Velvet.

We'll forgive you for The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption, Ron Perlman.

No sugarcoating here folks, just plain ol' American badassness (minus any and all references to that Kid Rock song).