Ballots for the Emmy nominations are due tomorrow.

Bad news, everybody.

Inspired by Bear Grylls, a 29-year-old British man, David Austin, decided to embark on a year-long adventure in the Scottish wilderness.

As you probably noticed, I was bubbling for weeks about Jake Gyllenhaal's appearance on last night's season premiere of "Man Vs Wild," because there's nothing I enjoy more than injecting homoeroticism into a scene between two hunky men.

Man Vs.

As I noted last week, Bear Grylls and Jake Gyllenhaal shared an Icelandic snow cave while filming the season premiere of "Man Vs.

Following the success of Will Ferrell's appearance on "Man Vs Wild" two years ago, Bear Grylls has enlisted another big-name celebrity for the upcoming season premiere of Discovery's adventure show: Jake Gyllenhaal.

Edward "Bear" Grylls is the subject of a meme about his habit of, uh, well there's no nice way to put this: he drank urine on the show "Man vs.

"Man vs.