When we last checked in on our favorite elderly meme from Grand Forks, North Dakota, Marilyn Hagerty was in New York offering up her opinion on the city's hot dog carts.

It's been a week since elderly North Dakota-based food reviewer Marilyn Hagerty took the internet by storm with her polite review of the new Olive Garden in Grand Forks.

I'd like to start this post out by noting that while many people on the internet were bagging on Marilyn Hagerty for her Olive Garden review in the Grand Forks Herald last week, I was calling her a national treasure and threatening beatdowns to anyone who dared to mess with her.

I have to start off by saying that the Marilyn Hagerty phenom is arguably my favorite thing to happen on the internet so far in 2012.

The following is an excerpt from an actual restaurant review in an actual newspaper, the Grand Forks Herald.