John Carter opens this Friday, so Disney has released a ten-minute clip to show us this is a badass movie, and they decided to accomplish this by including the part at the beginning with Bryan Cranston in it.

Disney's John Carter opens March 9th, but you'd barely know that from how little they've promoted it or explained what the hell the movie is about.

Oh look, a crushing disappointment.

We've got a bunch of new Green Lantern updates here so let's get right to it.

Mashup spotted on 4chan (via EpicPonyz)Several "first look" photos were released yesterday (space it out a little, guys.

Warner Brothers has released the first four official posters for Green Lantern, which look a hell of a lot better than the EW scans.

(Diabetics loooooove Ryan Reynolds movies.