Vincenzo Natali's adaptation of 'Neuromancer' may be back from development hell, assuming Mark Wahlberg and Liam Neeson take their offered roles.

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Have you been looking to spend over $580,000 on a useless piece of Hollywood memorabilia.

When last we checked in on Mark Wahlberg, he was making dumb statements about 9/11 and being subsequently turned into a time-traveling, tragedy-averting meme.

As you may recall, a few days ago Mark Wahlberg let the world know that if he happened to have been on one of those planes that crashed on 9/11, things would have gone down much differently -- as in he would have single-handedly thwarted the terrorists and their dastardly plot to destroy America.

Yeah, I know, I used "whilst" in the post title, there.

One of the gripes I have with life in the modern world is that celebrities are often too protected by armies of handlers for the stupendously dumb things many of them say and think to be allowed to trickle out into the world.

There are a million reasons that I love Reddit, among them the feeling of community, the camaraderie of the Internet’s most creative minds, and the righteous championing of a variety of social and political causes, but today it’s because it introduces us to someone truly remarkable: The presently anonymous gentleman above.

As you may or may not be aware (probably the latter), Mark Wahlberg has a new action flick coming out today, and since I have a bit of a love-hate thing going with Marky Mark it seemed like a good time to explore it via crude venn diagramming.