If you got an odd-looking email about a Sponsored Stories lawsuit from Facebook recently, you may be entitled enough money to buy a movie ticket.

Facebook's "big announcement" is that you will eventually have a search option worth using in the site itself, called Graph Search. Hooray?

Randi Zuckerberg posted a photo to Facebook she believed would only be seen by her Facebook friends, except it was not. She now questions "human decency."

You'd think that a newly minted multi-billionaire celebrating his honeymoon with his bride in Italy wouldn't be shy about letting some of his wealth "trickle down" to the little people like the waiters and waitresses who served him when he visited some of Rome's fine dining establishments.

Considering China's past attempts to reign in the internet -- specifically its attempts to clamp down on social media use by its people -- it's kind of hysterical that Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla Chan, recently spotted dining at McDonald's while honeymooning in Italy, made a bizarre cameo in a snippet from a Chinese documentary on police work that's floating around the web today.

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The day after taking Facebook public, Mark Zuckerberg married longtime girlfriend Priscilla Chan today.

Look, I don't know Mark Zuckerberg, but I'm pretty sure he's a relatively smart guy.

In a move perhaps intended to remind everyone that he's the CEO, bitch, hoodie wearing carnivore Mark Zuckerberg flew solo when making the deal for Facebook to purchase Instagram for $1 billion.