Here's a depressing story involving a Korean teacher who hit his student, then masturbated in front of a class.

A month ago I urged everyone and their sister to develop a crush on my girl Anna Kendrick. Now I'm back with a reminder.

We're sorry if this post causes you to think of 50 Cent the next time you, y'know, not that you should ever y'know because you'll go to Hell if you do.

"Jackass" star Bam Margera found a naked woman pleasuring herself in his bedroom one night, and it turns out she had been living in a tree.

You probably knew this already, but, according to a sex study by the Daily Beast using data culled from OK Cupid users, Twitter users masturbate more than non-Twitter users, and their relationships don't last as long as the relationships of non-Twitter users.