What would it take to mop the floors of the Death Star from 'Star Wars', besides a bunch of midichlorians we refuse to acknowledge?

A petition to build a Death Star garnered enough signatures to warrant an official White House response. We also know what that would actually cost.

We are masters of subtlety.

A couple weeks ago George Lucas re-released Star Wars: Episode 1 — The Phantom Menace in 3D, earning enough extra cash (over $30 million) for the film to surpass Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone for the #11 spot in the list of the highest grossing films of all time.

The nerd is strong with the writers of Futurama.

There are many things that define the '80s, but none is more nerdy and therefore awesome than the Rubik's Cube.

She eventually leaves him for an orangey cat because of his raging catnip addiction.