If you watched the 84th Annual Academy Awards last night, first of all: My sympathies.

To start off, there are already pretty much endless possibilities when it comes to Minecraft.

There are a million reasons that I love Reddit, among them the feeling of community, the camaraderie of the Internet’s most creative minds, and the righteous championing of a variety of social and political causes, but today it’s because it introduces us to someone truly remarkable: The presently anonymous gentleman above.

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When I was a kid, my favorite part of my family's summer trips to Walt Disney World was when my parents would be released from the detaining area after they'd try to run on restaurant checks.

Warner has released six character posters for Outbreak 2: Bird Flu Boogaloo Contagion, opening September 9th (full trailer here, TV spots here).

Remember when a monkey scratched some guy and that started an airborne Ebola epidemic in Outbreak.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled light-hearted fare for something slightly heavier.

Trying to choose the favorite between Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, is as hopeless as trying to determine whether Betty of Veronica was the better high school stalker.