Look, I know what you've been thinking. You've spent countless hours looking up at the stars thinking, "Man, when is that new Kim Dotcom track gonna drop?" Well wait no more, tortured soul. It's here.

Remember when the FBI shut down MegaUpload? Boy, that was sure a win for the federal government.

We've mentioned before that as the MPAA and RIAA pursue a new strategy of shutting down every site that lets you upload a file to the Internet, that a lot of innocent people are going to discover their files held hostage.

We spend some serious time outlining Hollywood hypocrisy around these parts, whether it be why SOPA is the worst, or why PIPA is the worst, or pretty much anything Dan writes.

Prior to a few days ago, few people had ever heard of the ridiculously named Kim Dotcom (no, that's not his real name), the founder of Megaupload.

Don't worry if you can't access various government websites today: in the wake of MegaUpload getting taken down by the Feds, they're running around shutting down websites and being annoying.

A couple of years ago I subscribed to the Department of Justice's email press release list so that I wouldn't miss any info about raids they conducted on meth labs in rural Ohio.

As you might remember, Megaupload recently posted a star-studded video defending itself recently to YouTube, only for Universal Music Group to issue a takedown notice.

Back when I was a kid, to get an eye-popping collection of musical talent like P Diddy, Alicia Keys, Snoop Dogg, Chris Brown, Kanye West, Lil John, Jamie Foxx, Mary J Blige, The Game and Will.