Sir Christopher Lee turns 91 this Monday and releases his third (!) metal album, 'Charlemagne: The Omens of Death.' Listen to it here.

Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman has passed away, at the age of 49.

We've all had trouble explaining Game of Thrones to people who haven't seen it. Here's a helpful metal band shortcut.

I wasn't going to share this video (after the jump) of Erick "Erock" Calderone shredding the Game of Thrones theme on his electric guitar but then I realized it would give me an excuse to use the "Peter Dinklage, Motivational Speaker" image and type the name "Erock" in the same post, so here we are.

Sorry, "Skrew at the Jr.

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Metal, for all the reputation it has as being for badasses, is actually a fairly nerdy genre of music.

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photoshopped by MattGrasp your swords firmly and strap in, because it's about to get F**KING METAL in here.