Dishonored's first major chunk of DLC is almost here...

Poor Justin Bieber. All he wants to do is love Michael Madsen's daughter -- who obviously has a thing for douchey looking twats -- and make out with her all over the place. But Michael Madsen won't have it. You see, he knows that Justin Bieber is dangerous, that he's a bad boy, that he'll just break his beloved daughter's heart in the end. Obviously.

Companion birds and lovably batsh-t actors: a perfect match.