CBS, whose audience average median age is literally 55 years old, pulled the trigger early and renewed a good two thirds or more of its primetime line-up yesterday, ensuring that the geriatric set will not have its stories taken away from them before they enter hospice care.

Katy Mixon is presently the only watchable part of CBS's "Mike & Molly," but she's still best known as April from "Eastbound & Down" -- largely because the removal of her bra during Season 1 is the 21st century's version of the Phoebe Cates moment in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Hawaii Five-0 (CBS) -- Series premiere.