In shocking news: a beauty pageant contestant answered a question in the most confusing way possible.

The best and worst of what's on TV tonight, including the 2012 Miss Universe Pageant.

Miss Universe Pageant (NBC) -- Once you're done watching Miss Japan being high, check out Miss USA Alyssa Campanella in her tastefully subdued national costume (as NPR put it: "like Washington crossing the Delaware to go to Hooters.

The Miss Universe pageant airs tonight on NBC, live from Sao Paulo, and every contestant has a short little video where they answer stupid questions like "Do you believe in life on other planets.