To fight the nonexistent scourge of video game induced violence, Representative Diane Franklin (R, MO) introduced a bill to tax "violent" video games. But wait, it gets even sillier.

It's reassuring to know even suave, attractive, philanthropic celebrities were once awkward teenagers with boney limbs and unfortunate hairstyles, so the photo below of Brad Pitt is totally going on our inspiration board next to our yearbook photos of a be-Cosby-sweatered Louis C.K., a smoldering high school Nick Offerman, and the adorably goth alterna-chick Christina Hendricks.

I have good news and bad news: Much like Billy Pilgrim in "Slaughterhouse-Five," I am unstuck in time.

Awwww, Missouri combined our three favorite things: Stupid laws about Facebook, stupid propaganda about teachers, and stupid laws passed by state legislators about the Internet.

Last August we linked to this flamethrower trombone by Jonathan Crawford.

On the second day after a gigantic tornado ripped apart Joplin, Missouri, 116 are confirmed dead, making it the deadliest single tornado in U.

This is just getting old.

Kansas City resident Breana Greathouse has been arrested for driving to Ottumwa, Iowa and allegedly pulling a gun on Forrest Jamison, whom she believed had made fun of her on the internet.