Due to my busy schedule of watching porn and scrolling through Tumblr, I've never watched VH1's "Mob Wives.

It’s hard to believe that it has been almost two weeks since Duane “The Rock” Johnson President Barack Obama declared to the world that American soldiers shot and killed Osama Bin Laden.

"Hey, you know what would have made Goodfellas better.

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