There's been so much written about the horribleness of Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark that it's kind of hard to write anything new.

Hey, remember when the Spidey musical injured somebody.

We've been beating up "Spider-Man: Fall Off a Set Piece" for a while now, but it's lacked one thing that would have put the cherry on top of the vitriolic sundae: a Taiwanese CGI animation mocking the ever-loving crap out of it.

If you haven't been following the sad, doomed story of the musical Spider-Man: Turn Of The Dark, you're in for a treat.