With all the injuries on the set of the Spider-Man musical, Spider-Man: Off With The Darkness And The Injuries To The Actors With The Ouch And The Flavin, we're a little surprised one of the eighty-four Law & Order spin-offs hasn't filmed a "ripped from the headlines" episode about it already.

If you had your fervent hopes for a Star Wars musical briefly indulged then dashed by the 1978 issue of MAD Magazine and the story misreported by several blogs after a misunderstanding about the nature of a John Williams concert, then this post is for you.

I bet they're singing about tilted cameras and low ceilings.

You may have already heard a new scriptwriter and a new director were hired for Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark, and you may have read about Julie Taymor comparing the musical to that time she almost died in a volcano.

Today's mashup dump is a bit different in that we don't have as many videos as usual, but the videos make up for it with awesomeness.

Spider-Man reading The Amazing Spider-Man.

We've been beating "Spider-Man: Julie Taymor is Allegedly Insane" with a pipe wrench ever since it was revealed to be blitheringly idiotic.

"Spider-Man: Illuminate The Darkness Or Whatever" doesn't officially open until March 15th (or at least that's what they said the fifth time they delayed the opening), but most of the major critics published their reviews yesterday (which was supposed to be the debut prior to the most recent delay).

Since the official opening of musical debacle Spider-Man: It's Dark In This Orchestra Pit has been pushed back (again) to February 7th for rewrites, the spokesman for the play (Rick Miramontez) has announced that Bono, The Edge, and Julie Taymor will be attending all performances between now and opening night.