Myspace Tom is now fully retired and just spends his days lounging by a pool while flaming trolls on Twitter, apparently. Not a bad life, really.

Well this is kind of weird -- in more ways than one: Earlier today I referenced Myspace Tom, joking about my long-held belief that he murders prostitutes and buries them in his backyard.

Everyone knows by now that one of the worst scourges to ever hit the internet is the mirror self-portrait, that cheesy, all-too-familiar vanity shot destined to be Myspace's lasting legacy long after it's discovered that Myspace Tom has dead hookers buried in his backyard.

MySpace has been having a rough time.

Wow, a week that's been filled with nostalgia for bygone popular social media outlets (they come and go so swiftly.