Myspace Tom is now fully retired and just spends his days lounging by a pool while flaming trolls on Twitter, apparently. Not a bad life, really.

Oh hey remember when Justin Timberlake and some of his friends bought Myspace? Well are you ready for the sexy to finally come back?

Remember when Google offered to buy Digg for $200 million a couple of years ago and Digg turned them down? Guess what Digg sold for today.

As we've been priming ourselves for the return of Mad Men and providing a crash course on Classic Rogers I can't help but think about the numerous business ventures in our modern internet era that could have used the Don Draper touch.

Well this is kind of weird -- in more ways than one: Earlier today I referenced Myspace Tom, joking about my long-held belief that he murders prostitutes and buries them in his backyard.

Everyone knows by now that one of the worst scourges to ever hit the internet is the mirror self-portrait, that cheesy, all-too-familiar vanity shot destined to be Myspace's lasting legacy long after it's discovered that Myspace Tom has dead hookers buried in his backyard.

Hey, remember when some advertising agency and Justin Timberlake bought MySpace for, like, less than 10% of what News Corp.

When we last checked in on Hitler youth stalwarts Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss, they were being called as$holes in public by noted staggering as$hole former Harvard President Larry Summers. (Takes one to know one, right.

MySpace has been having a rough time.