Today's afternoon links, featuring a stolen Declaration of Independence, Grumpy Cat, and a dog trying to hula hoop.

Today's links, the greatest resume of all time, the Nic Cage version of the "limes guy" meme, and helpful advice on how to find the clitoris.

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[via]A few days ago we posted this gallery of 35 geeky valentines, and, as is inevitable, we then found several more cards we missed (technically more than 40, but we like nice round numbers).