So ... not Gary Busey? Bummer.

This is a prop version of Thor's hammer; it won't hurt when it hits you, but touch the top and you might be in for a shock.

NERDS!

Economists on Twitter made their final confessions via #EndOfTheWorldEconfessions. Since the apocalypse never happened, we can laugh at their nerdy jokes.

Nick Offerman, who plays Ron Swanson on "Parks and Rec," was a big-time live action role-playing nerd for "Call Of Cthulhu" in college.

Live from San Diego Comic-Con, it's UROXX — and we have questions.

Emma Stone -- already one of the more delightfully GIF-able actresses in Hollywood -- is just flat-out messing with us, and the entire internet, at this point.

Damnit, every time someething or someone like "Game of Thrones," "Community," "Doctor Who," or Rosario Dawson comes along to give NEEEEEEERDs a leg up in pop culture's cool department, a show like "The Big Bang Theory" or someone like Olivia Munn sets us back again.

You know, you'd think game companies, of all people, would be aware that their fan base tends to have a large contingent of teenage nerds, who also tend to be interested in computers and also tend to be interested in the online equivalent of mailbox baseball.