TLC is actually making something I don't outright despise: a dating show called "Geek Love" in which sci-fi enthusiasts engage in speed dating at places like Comic-Con, where the pool of hapless, socially inept virgins is unusually deep.

We all know girls like this.

I've absolutely no idea idea if the guy on the bottom is actually the present, aged version of the guy in what's perhaps the one photo most synonymous with internet/computer geekdom, but a lot of people seem convinced that it is.

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Picture unrelated.

Below is the short film 28 Geeks Later starring Duchess Jenean L.

Lego Star Wars (Cartoon Network, Friday) -- Ummm, is it wrong that I think this looks kinda good.

Comic-Con stories rule the headlines right now, so I figured this week's Corgi Friday should be the geekiest corgis I could find: cosplay corgis.

As you probably know by now, Comic Con 2011 kicked off today in San Diego, and those of us who couldn't make it out there for it -- though we're secretly dying to be there -- have nothing else to do but play Comic Con bingo and poke fun at the celebs and attendees who are there while we sit at home, seething with envy, day-dreaming about the costume possibilities that could have been.