Some people might say that Joyce Coffey is a nuisance. I say she's an American hero for refusing to turn down the volume on "Highway to Hell" inside her New Hampshire (Live free or die, anyone?) home.

This guy seems legit.

The "Three Wolf Moon" phenomenon started at the end of 2008 when Brian Govern (possibly inspired by the lesser-known Born to Roam wolf shirt review thread from earlier that year) posted a hilarious Amazon review about the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt's mystical abilities to attract women.

So, you'd think that people understand that if you post things on Facebook, then people are going to find out about it.

    Five minutes later, this guy was ripped apart by a feral pack of supermodels.