New York Times tech reporter David Pogue really went all out in proposing to his lady. Try harder, fellas.

For the past few years U.

As you may have noticed, we're fans of newly unveiled Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue covergirl Kate Upton -- not just here, but across the UPROXX network, especially over at With Leather.

Newly minted Apple CEO Tim Cook read yesterday's report in the New York Times about how the factories in China that make your iPads, iPhones and iPods are basically salve labor camps and he is calling shenanigans on those dastardly communists at the "paper of record.

Oh, man.

Let me start off with a disclaimer: I'm not one of those people who revels in bashing the New York Times.

Kids, it's one thing for Vince at Film Drunk to frequently take blatant, vicious shots at Taylor Lautner's looks and acting skillz -- which he does often, hilariously -- but it's another thing when the New York Times, referred to in some circles as the "Old Grey Lady" because it's so goddamn staid, takes such shots, as it has and continues to do.

Okay, it's one thing for bloggy blogs like Filmdrunk to hilariously and accurately compare Taylor Lautner's face to a llama's, but it's another when the New York Times is dissing his looks in their review of Abduction, which I will not see, EVER, just as I will never see any movie in which Taylor Lautner is cast as the lead actor.

Okay, this is just begging to made into a romantic comedy.