Jim Skursky is a very bad man...

Apparently The Joker does not belong at Applebee's...

As somebody who can't climb a stepladder without breaking into a sweat, skydiving has always seemed, well, pretty f--king insane to me, but it could be worse -- you could jump without the parachute.

I've never been to the clink, but perhaps one of our more uh, rogue-ish readers can enlighten me -- where exactly do guys who get busted for stealing Pokemon cards rank in the prison pecking order.

Spring is in full swing, temperatures are on the rise and soon enough you're going to be getting ideas about heading out to the beach.

Brace yourself Star Wars fans, your once great series has been dealt yet another serious blow -- Obi-Wan Kenobi has been arrested for a hit-and-run incident.

So, as we reported a while back, Sega's in trouble, and unfortunately they seem to be dedicated to fading out in the least dignified manner possible.

Hey, feelin' thirsty.

Hoping for some shiny new Apple gear.