Last weekend, 9/11 hero/white affluence performance artist Gwyneth Paltrow nourished her inner aspect by taking in a Kanye West and Jay-Z Watch The Throne concert in Paris, France.

Jay-Z and Kanye’s “Ni**as in Paris” has inspired at least two different Owen Wilson Midnight in Paris mashups, a video game, an “LOL wut.

Jay-Z and Kanye's "Ni**as in Paris" has inspired at least two different Owen Wilson Midnight in Paris mashups, a video game, and a "LOL wut.

"That sh*t cray.

Kanye West is ripe for internet parody, whether it's turning his tweets into Tracy Jordan quotes or quoting him in the captions of New Yorker cartoons.

Just a week ago I was giving YouTube editor CrawlBeforeYouBall all sorts of love for finally mashing together Woody Allen's Midnight in Paris with Jay-Z and Kanye's "Ni**as in Paris.

Oh, you didn't know that today was "Ni**as In Paris" video drop day.

You know, I have to admit -- there have been plenty of times in my life where, bored at home and infused with a sudden rush of energy, I'll pull the curtains closed, turn down the lights and just dance my ass off right there in my living room, bedroom or kitchen.