A new single-serving Tumblr is creating a Nic Cage Pokémon for all original 151 characters. Nic Cage is a Charizard. Your argument is invalid.

In 2,000 years, when FUTURE scientists study that all-too-brief fad known as the Internet, they'll discover Earth in the late-20th century and early-21st century was interested in three things: cats, porn, and Nicolas Cage.