After finding myself delighted by this over the weekend I clicked on our Nicolas Cage tag and was appalled to find we haven't written about the internet's #1 muse in over a month.

Movie Miscellany undertook the herculean task of choosing only one hundred Nicolas Cage lines of dialogue for their supercut, with the added difficulty of leaving out all the clips where he just makes strange noises and wild gestures.

With Ghost Rider 2: Retired Hairpiece coming out this weekend and Nic Cage not making another movie for God knows how long the clock is ticking on the Renaissance O' Cage so I plan to keep making the most of it.

I spend most Saturday nights in an exposed hot tub in the back of a moving limousine, so I rarely catch SNL live, but I watched actual Nic Cage (Nicolas Coppola) in the Cage on "Weekend Update" with fake Nic Cage (Andy Samberg) on Warming Glow this morning, and it was pretty much as glorious as it possibly could of been (minus Seth Meyers' involvement that Kurp so accurately covers here).

There were 14 sketches in this weekend's lively Zooey Deschanel-hosted "SNL," including the Opening Monologue and three-part commercial series.

I'm on the East Coast and not as much fun as I used to be so I'm rarely up past late night monologues, but thanks to another brilliant Archer episode and subsequent GIF-making I was actually awake when Nicolas Cage dropped by Letterman last night.

A piece of me died yesterday when Nicolas Cage announced that he will no longer be experimenting with hairstyles.

In case you haven't heard the original song, it's here.

Being good, upstanding citizens of the internet, I'm sure all of you took a moment of time on Saturday to recognize Nic Cage's birthday, right.