Ryan Adams’ Fake Internet Talk Show Is Almost As Baffling As Herman Cain’s Campaign Ads

Ladies and gentlemen, below is a video Ryan Adams posted to YouTube in which he hosts a Headbanger's Ball parody of sorts called "Night Sweats" with two co-hosts: a person in zombie makeup named Balthazar who says absolutely nothing that's decipherable in any way, and a talking slice of pizza named, appropriately, Joey Pizza.