Longboats have been sighted, the evidence of war has begun Many Nordic fighting men, their swords and shields all gleam in the sun Call to arms, defend yourselves, get ready to stand and fight for your lives Judgment day has come around, so be prepared, don't run, stand your groundSo begins the greatest British album of all-time, Iron Maiden’s The Number of the Beast, at least according to those who responded to a survey put out by British retailer HMV.

Yes, today is, in fact, kid video day at UPROXX.

As any casual visitor to this internet outpost may have noticed, we're kind of huge fans of FX and the network's programming.

Benjamin Franklin once said that the only things that are certain in life are death, taxes and that Lady GaGa will have 5 hit singles each year.

A lot of people may not remember this -- I myself, admittedly, had forgotten about it -- but Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder and Nirvana's Kurt Cobain at one point didn't like each other and engaged in a bit of a public pissing match after both Seattle-area bands "made it.

As a child I was taught never to laugh at anyone's misfortunes, but then 20 years later YouTube came along blew that whole idea to smithereens.