Oh, so you don't have a problem with snakes, do ya?! Well, this will change that!

Here is a video of a zombie snake continuing to scan the terrain after getting its head chopped off. SOMEBODY SHOOT IT.

Bill Gates is offering $100,000 to projects which improve condoms. Affable German hobbyist Jörg Sprave answered with his condom applicator slingshot gun.

"The Today Show" aired a clip of a woman hitching a ride on a great white shark's fin this morning, and now I am TERRIFIED.

In a town in the south of Brazil, thousands of spiders work together making "sheet webs" across the sky. This video is the stuff of nightmares.

Try to guess the Internet reaction to director Jonathan Bucari trying to make a TV movie about the tragedy in Newtown, Connecticut.

Kardashian mom Kris Jenner is getting a test run of a daytime talk show in select Fox markets this summer. NOPE NOPE NOPE.

Another insect has crawled its way under our doors and silently, menacingly requested entry into our "Kill It With Fire" scary insects club.

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