Logical analysis: President Obama was in Golden Valley, MN, on Friday, and fifth grader Tyler Sullivan wanted to see him speak.

For the most part, President Obama’s gay marriage announcement yesterday, which you may have heard about, was greeted with celebration, if not “ABOUT DAMN TIME.

Pat yourself on the back, Internet.

The other day, the Interwebs went absolutely crazy over the story of an Ohio man, Ryan Fitzjerald, who inked his girlfriend, Rossie Brovent, with the above poop tattoo after she had asked for a Narnia landscape.

When I was a kid, my family didn’t have very much money so we had to rely on things that we had around the house in making fun Halloween costumes for me.

Jay Pharoah just completed his first season as the other black guy on SNL, which began with a ton of promise when he did a masterful Denzel Washington in an Unstoppable parody that was one of the best bits of the entire season.