Terrible Superhero Cakes are... well... they're pretty damn terrible.

Nintendo wants $350 for the Wii U, at least in Japan. Well, it was nice knowing ya, guys. License Mario to somebody who will love him.

Really, this is the face you'd expect a guy named Woody to have.

When I was a kid, I was a huge, huge fan of Lobo.

Because we're not done beating this thing with a stick by a long shot, here's a collection of facts that we copy-pasted from Topless Robot, itself cribbed from New York Magazine, and inserted a few semi-witty comments (look, it's the day before Thanksgiving, we've got turkeys to fry, whiskey to drink, and relatives to seeth at in profound, silent loathing):• The portal above the stage where characters drop down has been dubbed "the *sshole.