You know it's a bad date when an Olive Garden menu fort is needed to shield oneself from the person sitting across from you. We've all been there, no?

I have to start off by saying that the Marilyn Hagerty phenom is arguably my favorite thing to happen on the internet so far in 2012.

The following is an excerpt from an actual restaurant review in an actual newspaper, the Grand Forks Herald.

For as long as there have been first ladies in the United States, first ladies have had pet projects they devote their time and energy to.