What's On Tonight: McKayla Maroney and the women's gymnastics team compete in the team competition, and the season finale of 'Workahlics..'

NBC's Mark Lazarus defends tape-delaying the Olympics and sounds like a greedy, patronizing boob in the process.

Last night during the women's gymnastics segment I was allowed to take a pleasant break from complaining about how alarmingly helpful colored shapes are to appreciate USA gymnast Aly Raisman’s awkward Olympic parents watch her performance.

It's totally the fault of those stupid spectators, insist ass-backwards aged Olympics committees. Also it's probably dubstep's fault.

Instead of a tribute to those who died in the 2005 London Bombing attacks, the U.S. saw a pre-taped Ryan Seacrest interview with Michael Phelps during the Olympics' Opening Ceremony.

Queen Elizabeth looked about as happy as we did during the Olympics' Opening Ceremony last night.

A look at the weekend's television highlights, including the third episode of "Breaking Bad" and the kick-off of the London Olympics.

The London Olympics would also like to inform you that robots eat their medications.

FACT: Former head of NBC Sports Dick Ebersol was terrible at his job for DECADES, which is why NBC finally fired the fish-mouthed Retardo Montalban in May.