"I have sought escape in the Prytania on more than one occasion, pulled by the attractions of some technicolored horrors, filmed abortions that were offenses against any criteria of taste and decency, reels and reels of perversion and blasphemy that stunned my disbelieving eyes, shocked my virginal mind, and sealed my valve.

The holy grail of drugs right now is an "all purpose anti-viral": one drug that can be used against multiple viral infections.

The following is an open letter to Nickelback.