Oh yeah, yeah, the kids love it.

Did you read our post earlier about the creepy telepresence spermbot and think, "If only it were small enough to hold in my hand and/or orifices and also I'm not completely insane".

Three researchers at Osaka University (Hisashi Ishihara, Yuichiro Yoshikawa, and Minoru Asada) built this nightmare fuel called "Affeto", which is Japanese for "have fun buying new pants, RoboPanda" [citation needed].

Hiroshi Ishiguro (above, right) has found another way to creep the hell out of all of us.