Paris Hilton and Lil Wayne are making music together because we don't deserve nice things.

David Letterman had Paris Hilton take a smell test for her fragrances.

Thank God. I was wondering when the song of the year was going to come out.

This is perfect in so many ways, but mostly that two kangaroos clearly watched "A Night in Paris."

A recording of Paris Hilton discussing how disgusting gay people are, and how they all have AIDS, has made its way online, via Radar.

It was bad.

Earlier this week, the Federal Communications Commission and Fox Television Stations went before the Supreme Court to argue whether the FCC’s current indecency standards are too vague.

When I was a kid, my favorite part of my family's summer trips to Walt Disney World was when my parents would be released from the detaining area after they'd try to run on restaurant checks.

It's well-documented that Oxygen's "The World According to Paris" bombed from the get-go (something that Hilton naturally blamed on the network); therefore, it's no surprise that Oxygen is canceling the show.