Use a scanner the way you're supposed to? Then you're a thief, according to a shadowy network of shell companies designed to hide who actually owns them.

Previously, we reported on the abomination that is "Tweet Seats," namely a specific area of seating when patrons can pull out their phones and loudly announce to the entire world what a waste of carbon they are.

Remember Yahoo.

Apple has been on the patent trolling warpath recently, dragging Motorola and Samsung into court over violating things like its "slide to unlock" feature.

Microsoft today announced that it was making more money from Android than Windows Phone -- you know, the OS that they actually own.