Blooper reel footage of Paula Deen leaked onto the Internet, and it involves swearing, deep-throating an eclair, and terrible food.

One day I'm going to do a hard-hitting web journalism series where I catch up with the creators of single-serving Tumblrs and get the true story behind their inspiration.

IMPORTANT BREAKING BUTTER NEWS.

I was out in Arizona recently, visiting my good buddy, stand-up comic and Twitter god Pauly Casillas, and he took me to a very popular Mexican restaurant in Tucson.

This past weekend, Dick Tufeld, who provided the voice of the robot on “Lost in Space,” passed away at the age of 85.

There are a few news items and updates floating around right now that don't really require a full post, so I'm going to knock them out here real quick-like.

Photoshop viaIn literally the least surprising possible news I can think of, TV chef and butter aficionado Paula Deen has Type 2 diabetes.

I don't care what part of the country you come from, or what your politics are: Paula Deen is a goddamn national treasure.

Yes, Paula Deen butter-flavored lip balm can be purchased for $1.