The Weasel is back...and he's rapping about politics? Where's Caveman Brenden Fraser when you need him?

Today's links, featuring our future president, an unironic biceps close-up, and a clever dog stealing a cabbage.

Let me begin with this: If the concept of a CMT (Country Music Television) Original Movie titled Whiskey Business that stars Pauly Shore as a “Jersey Shore” inspired child of privilege who flees to a stereotypical version of the American South in an attempt to escape both a two-timing member of his father’s crime family and the police who want to arrest him for a murder for which the former has framed him does not bring you a near-limitless amount of glee, you and I probably will never be friends.