In news that will assuredly shock all of you former "Boardwalk Empire" star Paz de la Huerta has posed au naturel for the upcoming issue of Playboy.

A look at the third season of 'Boardwalk Empire,' and how it will successfully overcome the loss of its most compelling character.

Oh, Paz de la Huerta, I was getting worried — you hadn't done anything naked in FOREVER.

The second season of "Boardwalk Empire" brought an abrupt end to the storylines of a few major characters, and now you can add another one disappearing into the great television abyss: Paz de la Huerta's character, whose name I believe was "That naked lady.

As we all know, I'm a big Paz de la Huerta fan -- for her work on "Boardwalk Empire," for her lingerie modeling, and most especially for her drunken physical assaults of reality TV fame whores.

You guys are never going to believe this, but a lot of people who appear on television for a living put on nice clothes to go to the Emmys last night.

"Boardwalk Empire" star Paz de la Huerta is infamous -- or awesome, depending on your viewpoint -- for getting wasted and accidentally revealing her T & A to paparazzi.

Things don't feel quite right in the universe unless "Boardwalk Empire" actress Paz de la Huerta is pissing people off while her breasts desperately try to free themselves from her clothing, and I'm happy to report that everything is totally normal.

Whether Paz de la Huerta is modeling, assaulting women in night clubs, attending awards show parties, or portraying Atlantic City showgirl Lucy Danziger on "Boardwalk Empire," the one thing she always manages to do is expose her naked body in some regard.