NASA'S Mars Rover drew a penis on the surface of Mars. Good job, nerds.

Meet Andrew Wardle, a British man who was born without a penis, but is getting one made...out of his arm.

There has been an unbelievable amount of great TV news today.

I'm gonna keep things simple and lowbrow: here's a collection of local news anchors saying "Weiner" while talking about the disgraced New York congressman (today's New York Post front page: "OBAMA BEATS WEINER").

Here's a clip from an episode of "Iron Chef" where the starring ingredient was peas.

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This video of Australian news anchor Belinda Heggen putting down sports reporter Mark Aiston has been everywhere the last two days, and I've been reluctant to post it because it feels scripted as hell.

"Well folks, the last week of hot, humid weather has been a long tease leading up to this strong front thrusting from the northeast.

This video started to make the rounds on Friday, but I saved it for today because I like my weekly dosage of awkwardness on Mondays.