I don't know about you, but I haven't been following the developments of the Jerry Sandusky trial too closely -- mainly because I read some stuff about the opening day's testimony and it made me want to move away to an island far away from humanity's reach.

As I watched last night's episode of South Park, which was just rife with Penn State jokes -- most of them delivered by a Child Protective Services case worker -- I thought, "I wonder how long it's going to take from someone to make a supercut of all these cracks.

Thanks to Stinky Pete for screencapping this.

Following his impossibly stupid Joe Paterno/Penn State tweet last night and the often hilarious reaction to it, Ashton Kutcher has come to a realization, you guys: a Twitter account is simply too much for him to handle on his own.

Earlier Cajun Boy thoroughly examined the all-encompassing idiocy/hypocrisy/obliviousness that was Ashton Kutcher's Joe Paterno firing reaction tweet so I'm going to skip ahead to the part where the world's least talented handsome hobo actor gets mercilessly ridiculed by the internet for being such a hopeless dummy.

In the event you haven't heard, last night Penn State University fired legendary football coach Joe Paterno -- the man who's been the head coaching football there longer than most of the people reading this have been alive -- in the wake of the revelation that he basically looked the other way when he learned that one of his assistants was a child molester.

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A few records were set in the past couple weeks, and I'm breaking them down in one post.