Poutine-flavored pop tart Justin Bieber's circling of the drain shows no signs of letting up. Put on a Goddamn shirt, kid.

Just when you thought Chris Brown couldn't possibly get any worse, he goes and plays the Jesus on the cross card on us.

Chris Brown to himself: "You know, that space on my neck could really use some filling in. I should get a tattoo of a beaten woman there!"

Ladies, prepare to moisten.

An admission: I really go out of my way to avoid thinking about Chris Brown at all because merely thinking about Chris Brown is bad for the soul.