Neil Gaiman addressed the graduating class of 2012 at the University of the Arts in Philadelphia last Thursday, and the video is now online so we can glean the wisdom all those other suckers had to pay $34,840 per year to hear.

The best part isn't that the band's name is "Bleeding Rainbow" -- it's that they were originally Reading Rainbow and had to change it.

You could Sunnify just about anything and I'd be all for it, but giving Philly pro sports logos the Always Sunny treatment is especially apropos.

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Last week, I used my Woodstein and Bernward journalistic prowess to gather the latest news on the fascinating Four Loko craze that was gripping the nation.

They call it the world’s oldest profession - prostitution.