And now to prematurely shoot our wads on what was supposed to be a dry run.

The double-edged sword of fame whoredom is swift and unforgiving.

Disney made an exclusive deal with Electronics Arts (EA) to develop and publish most 'Star Wars' games. Here are the photoshopped possibilities.

This is a cool idea, but there's one small problem...

Steve Buscemi doesn't so much bait the internet as the internet baits Steve Buscemi. Wait. Huh?

Well you knew a Photoshop of a shirtless Putin riding the meteor was coming. It was only a matter of time.

Ah, look at all the lonely dudes and bros hanging out with their not-fake Photoshop girlfriends.

Let's pretend the most infamous celebrity mugshots of all time were actually taken during the heady fun-loving days of the 1920's, shall we?

Did you know Mitt Romney is an Olympic gymnast, rapper, and champion break dancer? He must be the most talented candidate in history!