An in-depth breakdown of the ridiculous commercial/music video FIAT made starring Pitbull and Charlie Sheen.

Well it happened, Internet -- Pitbull was shipped off to a Walmart in rural Alaska, just as you wished he would be.

Walmart held a contest promising a concert by Pitbull at the store with the most Facebook "likes." The internet took it from there.

Pitbull and Walmart: two of our least favorite things.

I've developed a mildly unhealthy obsession with Pitbull ever since I saw him perform with Chris Brown at the NBA All-Star game, a performance in which he, as Grantland describes, "dressed like John Cusack in Grosse Pointe Blank, mugged ferociously, callously switching out his precious lyrics in order to better pander to the collected NBA fandom.

As the icons of journalistic integrity at People magazine have taught us, limiting an annual award to just one person can be a dangerous task.